User:JesusChrist666
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“I'm such a beast.[citation needed]„
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JesusChrist666 is a Minecraft user. His preferred skin is a creeper, often leading to comments such as "Jesus is a creeper!" JesusChrist666 will then type "ssssssssss" followed by "BOOM" to explode the foolish user. JesusChrist666 also builds churches on classic servers and tries to start religious cults.Examples are "Sons of God", and "Word Of God". He is a frequent user of Minecraft Wiki. He is infinitely superior to the peachy keen user briango11. Jerry22 purchased a Minecraft account for JesusChrist666, therefore he is Jesus's only true disciple. JesusChrist666 plays on a capture the flag server, where numerous people have commented that he is a ninja. Lhivorde is also an associate of JesusChrist666. Lhivorde resents the previous sentence.[1] JesusChrist666 also has a half-brother, Jebus.[2] He has stolen bejesus from many, many people.[3] He was banned from Blocktopia:Lava Survival (a classic server) because of his name. He thinks you are a slime ball. Jk,LOL! Have some cake. JesusChrist666's bread and fish heal much more health than regular bread and fish. This is his favorite crafting recipe:
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Coal+Heat+Time=Diamonds! Geology!
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[edit] Rubik's Cube & Megaminx
JesusChrist666 can solve a Rubik's Cube. His fastest time is 27 seconds. He can also solve a Megaminx (12-sided thing with star on each side). His fastest Megaminx time is 3 minutes and 49 seconds. He can also solve a 2x2x2 Rubik's cube. His fastest time is 8 seconds. [4]
[edit] Mind-Boggling Crafting Recipes
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[edit] Minecraft Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Minecraft Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (MOCD) is a Minecraft condition where the MOCD person feels an obsessive need to make everything symmetrical.[5] JesusChrist666 knows that many people complain that OCD has a completely different meaning. That's why this is called MOCD, to distinguish it from regular OCD, and because there really isn't any other term for it. If you have MOCD tell JesusChrist666 and he'll put your name on this page to show that anyone can be affected by MOCD.
[edit] Qu
This is the letter Qu (It is a letter).[1] Qu (pronounced Kwoo or Koo) replaces Q, Qu, Ku, K, hard C, Ck, and Cu in words. Some examples include: Qube, QuiQu, Cirquit, Qumlaut, and many more. In Spanish, some examples are: Quarenta, Quatro, Cinquenta, and more.
[edit] Herobrine
JesusChrist666 believes that Herobrine deserves his own page. For a list of arguments for(26 people) and against (2 people) go to User talk:Kizzycocoa/Herobrine
[edit] Herobrine Puns
Lhivorde gave me these:
If he was a tree, he'd be Heropine.
If he were a pig, he'd be Heroswine.
If he were a lightning bug he'd be Heroshine.
If he were a chef, he'd be Herodine.
If he were a French river, he'd be Herorhine.
If he were a grapevine, he'd be Herovine.
If he were alcohol, he'd be Herowine.
If he were a chordate, he'd be Herospine.
I made up these myself:
If he were a mine, he'd be Heromine.
If he were string, he'd be Herotwine.
If he were a consumer, he'd be Herobuyin'.
If he were a geometric function, he'd be Herosine.
If he were really a geometric function, he'd actually be Herocosine.
If he had ADHD, he'd be Hero-- Squirrel!
If he is pouty, he's Herowhine.
If he were a Mayan, he'd be Heromayan.
If he was injured seriously, he'd be Herodyin'.
If he was doing all right, he'd be Herofine.
Wenn er klein ist, er ist Heroklein.
Wenn er nicht existiert, er ist Herokein.
Wenn er ein schwein ist, er ist Heroschwein.
Wenn er gemein ist, er ist Herogemein.
Wenn er existiert, er ist Herosein.
Wenn er von dich ist, er ist Herodein.
[edit] People's views on JesusChrist666
"I love you Jesus!"--fisterfist
"u wanna get a coffee jesus?"--fisterfist
"jesus is here"--xArtemisa
"Jesus Christ its a Creeper GET IN THE CAR"--WinterxRose
"jesuschrist666 ur name is not a good name"--shadowwolf10239
"dont mess with jesus"--Hamicsat
"jesus is a ******* ninja"--The_Skynet
"He uses a creeper skin. He is highly egotistical, and is fine about it."-- Lhivorde
"Those crafting recipes messed up my mind!"-- User:Daniel Smith
[edit] External Links
- ↑ Yes, yes he does. (Jesus is a false prophet( Like a panzi scheme!!))
- ↑ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jebus
- ↑ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bejesus
- ↑ I don't need a reference, noob. Don't doubt me.
- ↑ http://hupitgaming.com/forum/6-general-gaming/165946-minecraft--ocd
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